Bachelorhood

I am debating whether or not I should be an eternal bachelor. I think it is a far more respectable thing to do. I could be my crews version of George Clooney. Except without his looks, money, fame, talents, sexual chemistry or Hollywood lifestyle. Although I could buy a 300lb pot bellied pig, just need to work out where to put him.
I figure as long as I have my buddies and some poor sap willing to give me some attention I should be fine.

Tonight I have a work do, so I have to entertain a lot of people with a grin plastered over my face the whole night. I could pretend it is such a bore, but it is usually a good giggle.