The ying & the yang
Tuesday night I went to the gym and had a session with my personal trainer. I see him about every two months to get a new work out. This is so that I don't become huge, turn a bright shade of pink and start chasing Kevin Dillon or Steve Mcqueen, consuming every one in my path (one for the b-movie fans only). A new work out means that you feel that you are starting all over again and is complete agony. I am still aching today, 2 days later.
So in the sake of keeping balance in the force, I turned into a git that night. You have to balance the positive with the negative.
I went down the pub and meet a couple of friends I used to work with. They were with a woman they work with, lets call her J. J is a very "traditional" person in her views and outlooks. She thinks my honest approach to sex is a little bit wrong. This of course turns my usually good natured soul into a HUGE wind up merchant. I cant help it, some people just need to be wound up. Usually most of what I say is complete bollocks and I often air opinions in this situation which I quite obviously don't believe. But I love to see people getting more and more annoyed and embarrassed, especially as I know if they took the time to get to know me better they would know I was only fucking around. She hasn't so she doesn't. J is happy to be celibate and isn't that bothered about sex. She is looking for a relationship. As you all are aware as soon as you meet someone and you smell that desperation you run like hell. Plus I can't understand how you cant want to have sex. I am not talking every waking second here, but at least once a month. Simple conclusion - you have either slept with the wrong people or you just aren't doing it right!
I always believe that you can tell a lot about a person by their attitudes to sex. I have always been a person watcher and I have expanded that to being a nosy bastard. Sometimes I pry because I am interested, in which case the conversation is usually quite intimate and dare I say it sensible. And sometimes I just like to throw some dynamite into the fire to see what happens.
So in the sake of keeping balance in the force, I turned into a git that night. You have to balance the positive with the negative.
I went down the pub and meet a couple of friends I used to work with. They were with a woman they work with, lets call her J. J is a very "traditional" person in her views and outlooks. She thinks my honest approach to sex is a little bit wrong. This of course turns my usually good natured soul into a HUGE wind up merchant. I cant help it, some people just need to be wound up. Usually most of what I say is complete bollocks and I often air opinions in this situation which I quite obviously don't believe. But I love to see people getting more and more annoyed and embarrassed, especially as I know if they took the time to get to know me better they would know I was only fucking around. She hasn't so she doesn't. J is happy to be celibate and isn't that bothered about sex. She is looking for a relationship. As you all are aware as soon as you meet someone and you smell that desperation you run like hell. Plus I can't understand how you cant want to have sex. I am not talking every waking second here, but at least once a month. Simple conclusion - you have either slept with the wrong people or you just aren't doing it right!
I always believe that you can tell a lot about a person by their attitudes to sex. I have always been a person watcher and I have expanded that to being a nosy bastard. Sometimes I pry because I am interested, in which case the conversation is usually quite intimate and dare I say it sensible. And sometimes I just like to throw some dynamite into the fire to see what happens.
posted by Tony Play at 12:38 pm
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